There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me".
Il y avait un plombier, François,
Qui plombait sa femme dans le Bois.
Dit-elle, "Arrêtez!
J'endends quelqu'un venait."
Dit le plombier, en plombant, "C'est moi".
Es giebt ein Arbeiter von Tinz
Es schläft mit ein Mädel von Linz.
Sie sagt "Halt sein' plummen
Ich höre Mann kommen."
"Jacht, jacht," sagt der Plummer, "Ich binz."
This is my favorite one so far..and that pic...Master and i need some ocean time soon!
ReplyDeleteMy Master brought me to the sea,
I was thirsty for some cold tea.
He said, "Stop your whining
I've got something brewing,
Open wide to suck cum from me.
Not my best effort....hugs abby
I had a smile on my face and images in my mind, what more can you ask from a great limerick?
DeleteGood one,
Han
Love the rhyme. Laughing at the words and the pic.
ReplyDeleteIf the limerick makes you smile, it's a good one, I always say.
DeleteGlad you liked them,
Han
Wow!
ReplyDeleteI mean ahum!
I mean., smile..,
Nice.
Everything.
Ahum.
Mona Lisa
Window open?
DeleteGlad you like it, Mona Lisa.
Han
LOL...love all the limericks! You are really inspiring everyone aren't you, Han. :)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
It's the poems that inspire folks, Cat. The power of the smile.
DeleteHan