Tuesday, 17 May 2016

Winter is coming

Winter is here with his grouch,
The time when you sneeze and slouch,
   You can't take your women
   Canoein' or swimmin',
But a lot can be done on a couch.

There was a young lady of Clewer
Who was riding  a bike, and it threw her.
  A man saw her there
  With her legs in the air,
And seized the occasion to screw her.




8 comments:

  1. Hmmm...let me try

    Spring is here with her flowers.
    The time gents use their powers,
    To woo the ladies,
    To be their sweeties,
    But not with golden showers....

    hugs abby

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    1. Oh, Abby, you spoil me!
      More...

      Smile about coincidence of golden showers...
      Han

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  2. Your limeric made me smile, Han.
    Love it.
    Thank you.

    Mona Lisa

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    1. Isn't it almost Shakespeare?
      I'm glad you like it,

      Han

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  3. Nice limericks, Han. And it's inspiring abby too.😀

    Greetings,

    appy

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    1. Isn't she great? Abby, Appy. And I'm glad we share our love for limericks, my friend.

      Han

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  4. Thanks Han and Abby...enjoying both of you! ;)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. I love it the limericks of Abby..
      It's a week with a smile.

      Han

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