Thursday, 19 May 2016

Mariage bliss

There was a young fellow name Fyfe
Whose marriage was ruined for life
   For he had an aversion
   To every perversion
And only like fucking his wife.

There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl "You're a tight one."
   She replied: "Pon my soul,
   You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one." 

Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
   They found her vagina
   In North Carolina,
And her ass-hole in Buckingham Palace.

There was a young man with a fiddle
Who asked of his girl, "Do you diddle?"
   She replied, "Yes, I do,
   But prefer it with two -
It's twice as much fun in the middle.

6 comments:

  1. Smile..

    Nice limerics.
    They put smile on my lips..

    Thank you,

    Mona Lisa.

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    1. Limericks and Smiles, they go well together.

      Thank you, Mona Lisa,
      Han

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  2. I love these....this week has been so much fun..thank you.
    hugs abby

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    1. It was more fun, because you made it so much fun, Abby...

      Thank you,
      Han

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  3. Thanks for a week of fun limericks, Han. ;)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Thank you for reading and your comments on them, Cat...

      Han

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